Olivia “mailto:marthawickett@saobserver.net" Brothel ❤️❤️

About Osaka

Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know brothels in ol’ Tortuga had secret tunnels? Aye, for smugglin’ rum or dodgin’ the law! Saw one meself once, tripped right into it, landed face-first in mud. Pissed me off, sure, but the lass who pulled me out—oooh, she was a peach! Had a laugh, too, said I’d “accepted the mystery” o’ fallin’ arse-over-tit. Straight outta the movie, that line—cracked me up, savvy?